AlyssaV

thus ends the sixth day out of ELEVEN shifts.

luckily four days of that is refresher training (ie. How To Handcuff People and Beat Them With Sticks) which is fun, if a bit ridiculous. two of my work friends are in it with me and we just giggle and insult each other all the live-long day. also I have a slight crush on one of my instructors, but only because he is stocky and bald and has facial hair… like Albano. who incidentally I have seen for about an hour and a half over the last week or so.

I have four days off starting this Monday. I was going to have bus adventures but then I realized I have no money. I do, however, have a bunch of half-drunk gin bottles in my freezer. so I think I’m going to work on eradicating those so I won’t be tempted when I start my new paleo diet in June.
in a nutshell: I plan to be drunk for at least two of those four days. and I plan to come online and type some shit at the computer. that’s why I miss livejournal - drunk entries just seemed right.